• If you haven’t heard, tomorrow is the Super Bowl of the NFL.  The Baltimore Ravens are playing the San Francisco 49ers. It’s a big deal here [...]

  Ray Lewis is a cold-hearted terminator

  February 3, 2013
• We all knew he’s an alien-terminator posing as a human, at least our community knew. But no one wanted to believe he was a cheater too.  He [...]

  Lance Armstrong is a lying, cheating alien-terminator

  January 17, 2013
• We’re all shocked. It was only nominated for like visual effects or something for the Oscars.  Dad’s friend, Ben, was so upset. He played [...]

  Prometheus was snubbed from the Golden Globes and the Oscars!

  January 16, 2013
• No, not Kate Middleton—Uncle John Connor’s wife, Kate!  We are SOOOO excited. They’ve been trying to get pregnant for a while, so this is [...]

  Kate is pregnant!

  December 10, 2012