First, I must apologize for not talking to you guys in FOREVER!! School is still ridiculously hard, and my parents won’t even let me think about the blog. They even check it to make sure I haven’t updated! I told them I HAD to post about the Oscars!
Did you watch? Were you surprised by any wins? Who was the classiest alien, terminator or hybrid? Could you even tell? I know humans have a tough time telling the difference between all of us. I wrote about a few obvious ones in my January 15th post, “Prometheus was snubbed from the Golden Globes and the Oscars:”
Daniel Day-Lewis: alien-human. Jessica Chastain: petite, newer model terminator. Quentin Tarantino: an annoying racist human.
Here are some others you may not know about.
Jennifer Lawrence: a super down-to-earth alien-human. She’s proud of her heritage and often talks about her alien-human family in Kentucky. Her tail got caught in the dress which is why she fell. Poor thing!
Charlize Theron: beautiful alien-human. We were shocked she didn’t even mention Prometheus. It’s like we aliens don’t even exist. The Academy doesn’t want to hear that aliens created humans!
Ang Lee: He’s very comfortable kissing the metal Oscar statue since he is made of metal! He’s 100% terminator. I think it’s obvious. Every movie he makes is completely different because he simply implants new characters and stories into his CPU. I’m not saying he’s not creative, but he doesn’t have to research much.
Ben Affleck: alien-terminator-human. His sweat leaked into his CPU, shorting it out a little. That’s why his CPU was out of whack causing him to talk so quickly. You can see the alien in him—his head is huge compared to humans.
The night was filled with beautiful aliens, terminators and hybrids. But let’s not forget the FASHION!! I adored Jennifer Lawrence who looks great in everything. I also loved Halle Berry (alien-terminator-human), Naomi Watts (terminator) and Jennifer Garner (human.) So many other gorgeous stars, I can’t list them all.
Who were your favorites?