Lance Armstrong is an alien-terminator

We all knew he’s an alien-terminator posing as a human, at least our community knew. But no one wanted to believe he was a cheater too.  He just used anything he could get his hands on to become stronger and superhuman. Well, super alien-terminator-human.

He grew his own facehuggers to get their stem cells:

Facehuggers grown for stem cells

 

Sometimes he craved any kind of food, even cat food! I heard he may have eaten cats in a drug induced state trying to get bigger and stronger:

Lance Armstrong eating cat food

So incredibly sad. He makes all us alien-terminator-humans look bad. I hope we can all learn from this: be proud of your heritage and say no to drugs!

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About Ripley Connor

Part alien. Part human. Part terminator. All mixed up.

12 responses »

  1. Alastair says:

    Well at least you are not all alike.

  2. YellowCable says:

    Yes, no alien or hybrid should do drugs.

  3. YellowCable says:

    Ooops. I also want to add “human” too.

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