I cannot believe it. Mom is pregnant AGAIN!! Baby number 8! I mean, Dana hatched only two months ago!
I knew Mom was pregnant in early June, and I even wrote about it in my June 11th post, “Is Mom pregnant? Again??” Why is she doing this to me again?
Just the thought of having another drooling, slimy alien in the house disgusts me. Dana plays dress-up which is cute when she wears Mom’s or Elizabeth’s clothes. But sometimes she goes through MY closet. So gross. She actually drooled on my cute Calvin Klein shirts. What the hell? Washing out slime over and over gets so old.
Mom doesn’t look too happy about being pregnant though. I mean, it is a lot of work and looks super painful laying the egg. Of course, Dad is so excited. He doesn’t have to lay the egg! He just welds a new terminator part, so he gets to be creative. He loves helping with the surgeries. He should really become a licensed terminator surgeon instead of just a nurse.
Dad’s going to be exhausted too though. He still does whatever Dana wants, and when she cries, he’s the first one at her crib. She’s not small anymore either. She’s full sized but still acts like an infant. He’s going to be worn out taking care of two babies.
And the house is way too small for all of us. If Rick wasn’t such a slacker and actually got a job, he could be in his own place. He’s 20 and just takes up space. I mean, he has his own room while I have to share mine with Ms. Depressed Emo Maria.
I wonder where the baby is going to sleep. I swear I am NOT sharing my room with two sisters!
Seems that you will be a great family… Sounds so nice, dear Ripley. Congratulations. I imagined to be instead of you, it would be great, because I miss sometimes to have a sister or brother… Thanks and Love, nia
Thanks Nia! My family is pretty great except for depressed Maria and Rick. As long as the new sibling is nice, I’ll be fine. Just wish we had a bigger house!
Sounds like I can see where the alien came from … with your mum (mom – sorry 😉 ) laying her eggs. lol
I have a friend who has eight kids, and they get on really well together, and it sounds like you are well grounded (no,I really mean it) so you’ll be great.
I already don’t like my depressed paranoid brother and sister, Rick and Maria, though, but I love the others. I think we’ll be okay. I just wish we had a bigger house!