Even terminators want to look good! I mean, doesn’t everyone want to look their best? Dad’s sister, Aunt Nancy, wants a new chest plate. Granted, she says it’s for health reasons, but we all know she wants bigger breasts.
In my May 5th post, “Dealing with a crazy terminator relative,” I wrote about her being a paranoid hypochondriac. She always complains that her chest plate is weak, and she’s dying from metal fatigue. Total lies. You can’t die from metal fatigue, but she loves the attention from doctors.
So she found a doctor who said she had a soft chest plate, I bet just to make her shut up. She convinced herself she needs a chest transplant. Now, she’s trying to find a good terminator plastic surgeon/welder.
Mind you, this is perfect timing. Her daughter, my cousin Silvia, is getting married at the end of August. I’m sure Aunt Nancy wants to look stunning for that. She always complains about how old she looks, so new breasts would help her self-image. And she would get more attention of course.
She’s getting a chest plate similar to this one:
Via Cyborg Society
I bet she’s even going to splurge on a designer one. After all, she doesn’t want to get metal fatigue in her new breasts, right?
Plastic surgeries nowadays are getting increasingly more popular as more and more people are getting vane. In the near future plastic surgeries will be just a normal thing like going to the dentist.’“**
Very interesting article. But everyone want such kind of beauty when needed.Thanks…
Sad but very true!