In my May 19th post “Terminator jaw for Dana,” I wrote that Dana would wear a brace then get a terminator jaw. So Dad took off her brace a few days ago.

Dad, Uncle John and a couple of Dad’s doctor friends removed her alien bottom jaw and installed a terminator one. She even got new teeth! The surgery went really well, and she’s recuperating. Since aliens heal so quickly, she’ll be fine soon.

After every operation, Dad brought out the family album to talk about every terminator part his family members had.  OMG!!  Aunt Nancy and her metal chest. My cousin Silvia had a twisted tail, so she got a terminator backside and hips.  Nasty, nasty stuff.

Then he brought out his favorite painting of his “grandmother” Joan’s surgery.  She’s not really his grandmother, but she helped raised him.

Isn’t it disgusting? I mean, you can see her chest plate.  She’s basically naked!

For Dana’s surgery, we won’t be looking at photos.  Now, Dad tapes our surgeries, so he’ll force us to watch that. What is wrong with my family??

About Ripley Connor

Part alien. Part human. Part terminator. All mixed up.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s