Terminator jaw for Dana

Dad’s been inspecting Dana to see what terminator body part she needs. Her jaw and the front of her head are definitely misshapen.  Her teeth don’t line up correctly. I know a lot of alien-humans with jaw problems since they are pretty huge.

She’ll have to wear a brace, and here’s a beautiful designer one:

Manuel Albarran metal couture

via Manuel Albarran

Of course, Dad will get a cheaper, uglier version from Target. She has to wear this brace for a few months, so she might as well look fashionable!

When the brace comes off, Dad will install a terminator jaw and teeth.  Even though she will be in pain for a while, she’ll eventually get a beautiful terminator jaw instead of the massive alien one, like this one:

Normal alien jaw

via Ugo entertainment

Dana won’t have a chin that can poke someone in the eye. I am so jealous!