Dad’s been inspecting Dana to see what terminator body part she needs. Her jaw and the front of her head are definitely misshapen. Her teeth don’t line up correctly. I know a lot of alien-humans with jaw problems since they are pretty huge.
She’ll have to wear a brace, and here’s a beautiful designer one:
via Manuel Albarran
Of course, Dad will get a cheaper, uglier version from Target. She has to wear this brace for a few months, so she might as well look fashionable!
When the brace comes off, Dad will install a terminator jaw and teeth. Even though she will be in pain for a while, she’ll eventually get a beautiful terminator jaw instead of the massive alien one, like this one:
Dana won’t have a chin that can poke someone in the eye. I am so jealous!
[…] my May 19th post “Terminator jaw for Dana,” I wrote that Dana would wear a brace then get a terminator jaw. So Dad took off her brace a few […]